Showing posts with label Colbert Report. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Colbert Report. Show all posts

Friday, June 22, 2012

How Jon Stewart and the fine folks at @TheDailyShow @#$%ed up Fast and Furious (VIDEO)

It started on June 20th:


Again, Jon's version of events demands you being stupid enough to believe Darrell Issa's version of events. Up until now, I never thought Jon was that stupid, but stranger things have happened.

Here's the thing, to believe Issa's version of events, you have to believe that the Acting Head of the ATF, by his own admission, knew nothing about what the ATF Phoenix Field Office was doing, but somehow the U.S. Attorney General did.

Oh, and did I mention that the Acting Head of the ATF is Issa's Star Witness, and thought he was going to get fired by the Administration, which is why he went running to Issa in the first place? Purely a coincidence, I'm sure.

And then, Jon doubled-down the next day, June 21st:


First off, it actually began with an Operation called Wide Receiver in the Bush Administration before being killed and record as Fast and Furious, and the stated purpose actually made some sense. The ATF wanted to allow these purchases to track the firearms as they were transferred to higher-level traffickers and key figures in Mexican cartels, in theory leading to their arrests and the dismantling of the cartels.

Problem was, ATF let the purchases happen, they tracked the guns to the people who were using them, who were hired thugs, not the major players in the Cartel.  Since the purchases didn't go high enough up the chain of command, ATF let the purchases keep happening, hoping they'd get someone better so they could make an arrest. In fact, indictments didn't start happening until Obama became President.

And, to be clear, we lost 1400 guns, still an appalling figure, but...c'mon, Jon, that's the kind of Bullshit Fox News engages in.

Then there's the letter. That was my major problem with the bit. Jon kinda left out the part where the Head of the Phoenix Field Office, may have...you know...lied to the Justice Department about the existence of the program.  That could be because Justice told him in 2009 not to engage in Gunwalking (but didn't do it clearly enough), and he went ahead and engaged in it anyway.

I know, details, details.

I would like to know why the hell did Stephen Colbert have a better grip on the damn story than Stewart did?


A complete, unadulterated guide to my problems with what Jon Stewart said will be published in about 30 minutes.




Sunday, January 22, 2012

I respect the heck out of @chucktodd, he needs to understand why we trust The Daily Show more than Cable News... (VIDEO)

Is it just possible that after the Bush years, after watching the media be willing accomplices in the march to war, after watching Editorial decisions being made with the stockholders more in mind than the audience, after watching how a Reporters access matters more to them than the story they're trying to tell me, is it any wonder why we trust the Daily Show more than we do most reporters?

I wish Chuck Todd got it, because this is some weak-ass sauce:



Chuck, it's simple. It's a matter of trust, and a lot of your colleagues (especially your colleagues at Fox News) have made it very hard to trust Journalism. We see too much manipulation of journalists, and journalist who are too-willing-to-be manipulated.

I am learning more from the Daily Show and the Colbert Report than I am from the Nightly News. I am getting more actual NEWS CONTENT from them. They're not wasting my time. They're not just giving me a giggle. They are educating me, and they're doing a better job than Free Broadcast TV News, and they're doing a HELL of a lot better than Cable News.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Stephen Colbert goes after my Dad's favorite Governor...Rick Perry! (VIDEO)

...and by "favorite", I mean, my Father will for the first time in his life give a max-out donation to any Presidential Candidate, namely Barack Obama, to make sure Rick Perry is not only defeated, but embarrassed in the coming 2012 election.

May not be 100% safe for work. View at your discretion.

My Dad, a lifelong Democrat and unapologetic Liberal, is going to see that headline (he gets an Email subscription to this blog, after all), and demand I take it down. He don't want to be confused with a Republican...ever.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Everything's going to hell...unless it isn't...

In the span of twenty minutes, you were told, most assuredly that things were either total crap on the Violent rhetoric front...or getting much better...by two Hosts of two different shows on the same network.

First, we had Keith's Special Comment from Monday night...



...which bled into Rachel's segment containing happiness, sunshine, rainbows and unicorns (well, happiness, sunshine, rainbows and unicorns for her):



In truth, this is Liberalism. We have debates even among each other. We don't always agree (see: Deal, Tax Cut...and Option, Public), but at least we have the debate. It's not like a version of Colbert's frequent question: "George Bush, Great President...or the Greatest President?!?"

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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Rep. Ron Paul is a blithering idiot. (VIDEO)

Sorry, I take that back. Calling Ron Paul a blithering idiot would give blithering idiots a bad name.

I wouldn't trust Dr. Ron Paul give me first aid. It's probably a safe bet that if you go to his son, the Senator from Kentucky, you'd probably go blind.

The following should serve as testament once and for all about this man's complete inability to understand even the most basic of economic concepts. Thank you Stephen Colbert, you may have done as big a service as Jon's recent efforts to get the 9/11 Health Bill passed. You exposed Ron Paul as a fraud.

Problem is, most people (especially his supporters) don't know it, or won't acknowledge it.

Well, watch the two clips...and learn something.

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I was only pissed off at New York Times writer David Leonardht for not just cutting to the chase and calling Rep. Paul a @#$%ing moron to his face.

Did Rep. Paul really suggest utilizing Gold "Certificates" to represent how much gold you have?

And the difference between than the Federal Reserve Notes (Dollar Bills) in your pocket is...what exactly??

Don't expect an answer. Ron Paul's got his ideology...that and a room temperature IQ.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Wonkette: How low can the Media go? Ehhh, pretty low.

Sad but true:

Seeing as it was just days away from the midterms, people who do polling seriously and for a living decided it was high time they collect some numbers on the most important election happening this campaign season. And that election, of course, is a U.S. presidential election pitting Comedy Central characters Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert against one another. Major news businesses the Washington Post and ABC News put all their profits together to commission this very significant poll, and surely the respondents were eager to have ten minutes stolen from their lives to consider which of these two individuals they would vote for in this teevee comedian presidential election that will be happening any day. “With one in three still up for grabs (mainly undecided), both Comedy Central funnymen may have a great chance to pick up support at their dueling rallies on the National Mall,” a Washington Post journalist wrote, PROPHETICALLY and IN FULL UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT A COMEDIAN IS.

You were saying, Keith?

Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Rally to Restore Sanity All-Star Lineup has been revealed.

Courtesy the Washington Post.  For the record, Don Novello, the "actor" who's giving the benediction, is also known as Father Guido Sarducci for those of you alive in the seventies.

PRE-PRE SHOW -- 10 a.m. to 12 p.m.

Video montages/music will play on the Jumbotrons around the venue to entertain the crowd as they gather.

PRESHOW -- 12 p.m. to 1 p.m.

12:00 - 12:40 -- THE ROOTS will play for the crowd.

12:40 - 12:57 -- Comedian (TBD) will warm-up the audience.

12:57 - 1:00 -- Video countdown & intros

SHOW -- 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.

1:00 - 1:05 SINGING OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM -- Musical guest (TBD)

1:05 - 1:20 JON STEWART welcomes the crowd

1:20 - 1:30 STEPHEN COLBERT enters

1:30 - 1:35 BENEDICTION by actor Don Novello

1:35 - 1:40 POEM read by actor Sam Waterson [note: Park Service spelling, not WaPo TeamTV's]

1:40 - 1:50 JEFF TWEEDY & MAVIS STAPLES perform

1:50 - 2:15 JON & STEPHEN perform

2:15 - 2:20 SHERYL CROW performs

2:20 - 2:30 SPEAKERS Guests make brief statements, both LIVE and TAPE (TBD)

2:30 - 2:40 MUSICAL GUEST (TBD)

2:40 - 2:40 SANITY & FEAR awards - PRETAPED footage.

2:50 - 3:00 JON AND STEPHEN'S FINAL STATEMENTS
And most importantly if you're like me, and cannot get back to your hometown for a Rally, the guide to watching it on the TeeVee.

Comedy Central -- airing rally in its entirety
C-Span -- airing rally in its entirety
Fox News Channel -- coverage as news dictates
CNN -- may have reports during the rally, and will cover during its 2-6 p.m. "Ballot Bowl."
MSNBC -- will carry portions, but not wall-to-wall, with correspondent doing live reports

Monday, October 25, 2010

The Daily Show Schedule for the D.C. Shows (October 25-28)

Here's the rundown of guests.  I got it on my DVR originally, but now its available at the Daily Show's website.

Monday: Austan Goolsbee (officially now the coolest Economist ever, if that's not a complete contradiction in termsThird Daily Show appearance, and he's done Colbert)

Tuesday: Senator Ted Kaufman (D-DE)

Wednesday: Some guy named Barack Obama (hear he's a pretty powerful dude in D.C. circles).

Thursday...ummm, ahhh, nothing yet.

My bet is, depending on how the interview shoot goes on Wednesday, we're looking at a two-parter for the President.  I know Jon's got a lot of questions.

I need both of these guys to be on their A-games.  I need Jon to hit the President with some hard questions.  He can even be a touch angry.  Then I need the President to hit 'em out of the park.

I'm afraid Colbert didn't get the "big" gets for the Nation on his nights: Nicholas Negroponte might be good, with his one laptop per child intiative, but Gary Willis? Apolo OhnoMaria Kalman?  Doesn't seem to match the D.C. mood.  Then again, he has been known to stick interviews in the first segment, so we can see some action there.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Goolsbee vs. Colbert tonight on Comedy Central!

Yeah, that's right Fort McHenry's favorite Economist (and really, should anyone have a favorite economist?) is going to be on The Colbert Report, tonight.

The video will be here tomorrow.