Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) blasts the Beltway Culture (VIDEO)

Wow.



Traffic? Seriously, dude? Have you been to L.A.??

Also, as a Native D.C.er, as in born and raised in D.C., I have to admit, I've ALWAYS called it a Subway. "Hey, Malcolm...what's the Metro?" "Well, that's our Subway System." I don't know what else you'd call it.